"When Ms. Poehler left the table, Mr. Arnett, a Canadian who attended French-speaking schools in Toronto, urgently whispered, "I’m in love with that woman, and I don’t know if she’s picking up on my energy."
-An exerpt from an article published in The New York Times, 2005
"… the stripping agency I used to work for. Cop uniform…? You know, I might’ve been just a little too believable."
- George Michael: Were you ever awkward around girls?
- Gob: What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start?
"All we do is watch The Wire and go out to dinner with our friends. I wish I could tell you that we had these crazy comedy competitions of hilariousness, but at the end of the day, all I want is a good cry and an hourlong drama.”
If you’re not crying over Will and Amy divorcing I’m judging you, robot!
Who was some of your favorite presidents?